Starsand Island · Reviewed by Miss Bubbles | RPGs & Cozy Games · Published 2026-08-20
Based on a review by Miss Bubbles | RPGs & Cozy Games (accessed 2026-08-20).
Based on this review alone: skip it — switch 2 port is "objectively a mess" and "unplayable" with severe performance issues (pop-ins, frame rate drops), unless engaging gameplay loop inspired by sandrock and fantasy life is your only priority.
The reviewer concludes that while the game offers a fun gameplay loop for those prioritizing content over deep story, the 1.0 release is largely broken. The Switch 2 port is deemed "objectively a mess" and "unplayable," while the PC version also suffers from significant bugs and issues, making the $40 cost unjustifiable.
This review provides an in-depth analysis of the 1.0 release of Starsand Island on both Switch 2 and PC, evaluating its gameplay mechanics, character customization, and overall performance. The reviewer spent 80 hours playing the game across multiple saves to inform potential buyers.
The 1.0 release of Starsand Island is fundamentally broken and unplayable on both Switch 2 and PC, making it impossible to recommend despite its promising gameplay loop. The Switch 2 version suffers from abhorrent dark skin tone rendering in character customization, motion sickness-inducing pop-ins, and severe frame rate drops, while the PC version is plagued by game-breaking bugs like missing assets and floating NPCs. The game's core loop, blending elements of Sandrock and Fantasy Life across five professions, offers an abundance of content and customization, which the reviewer finds highly engaging. If you prioritize deep character relationships and a polished launch experience, this game is not for you. However, if you are a player who focuses heavily on gameplay content and robust customization in farming sims and are willing to wait for significant patches, keep an eye on future updates.
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The reviewer states that the Switch 2 port is "objectively a mess" and the 1.0 PC version is "broken," citing game-breaking bugs, motion sickness-inducing pop-ins, and frame rate drops, rendering the game unplayable.
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On Switch 2, dark skin tones are described as "abhorrent," with faces appearing completely gray and ashy despite the body skin tone looking perfect, regardless of makeup choices. This issue is specific to the Switch 2, as the PC version is fine.
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Combat is assessed as "very weak" and passive, lacking complex mechanics such as dodging or rolling. Players primarily attack and jump out of the way, suggesting it's not suitable for those seeking intricate combat.
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The Moonlight Forest, while beautiful on PC, is a "huge disappointment" on Switch, looking dull and stripping away the whimsy. The reviewer presented a visual comparison, clearly showing the degraded quality on the Switch version.
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The game's professions are well-synchronized, with crafting and exploration working well together, and ranching complementing farming by using animals to manage pests. This creates an interconnected gameplay loop.
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The reviewer highlights the unparalleled level of house customization, noting that players can decorate everything, including a boat and an entire extra island, making it stand out among farming games.
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The 1.0 release is described as having "broken everything," with non-functional water mechanics, ruined beach festivals, floating NPCs, missing assets, and extreme pop-ins, being even worse on Switch 2.
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A clip shows the Switch 2 struggling to render roads and railings while riding a scooter. The skateboard is bugged, forcing unintended jumps, and buttons frequently fail to respond, making the game "completely unplayable" on the Nintendo Switch.
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The performance mode on Switch is criticized as looking like "absolute mush" and a "disaster," suggesting players should avoid it to spare their eyes from misery, despite it being intended to improve performance.
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The UI on Switch 2 is messed up with missing text and randomly unresponsive buttons, preventing access to features like inventory. The initial loading screen took almost 3 minutes, noted as the longest ever experienced by the reviewer on Switch.
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The multiplayer mode in 1.0 does not support cross-platform play, though developers are working on it. It also requires several hours of solo gameplay to unlock, and players can be intermittently locked out of co-op activities.
The reviewer found the Switch 2 port to be "objectively a mess" and "unplayable" due to game-breaking bugs, motion sickness-inducing pop-ins, severe frame rate drops, and visual degradation. Character dark skin tones appear gray and ashy, and the UI has missing text and unresponsive buttons. Initial loading screens can take up to 3 minutes.
While the PC version avoids some of the Switch 2's specific graphical and UI issues, the reviewer states the 1.0 PC version is "broken" with game-breaking bugs, missing assets, non-functional water mechanics, and ruined festivals.
The combat system is described as very simple, primarily involving ranged weapons and corresponding ammo, or using bots. The reviewer states it's "very weak" and "pretty passive" because players can only attack and jump out of the way, lacking advanced maneuvers like dodging or rolling.
Players can customize hair, eye shape/color, eyebrows, makeup, and beauty marks, with more clothing unlocking over time. The game also provides an exceptional level of house customization, allowing players to tune and tinker with everything, including decorating a boat and an additional island.
The gameplay loop, compared to elements of Sandrock and Fantasy Life, is a favorite aspect for the reviewer. It involves five professions (crafting, exploration, farming, ranching, angler) that synchronize and offer blueprints with rank-ups. Players use in-game apps like Island Life and Star Note to navigate objectives, track checklists, and earn rewards for various activities up to level 45.
The 1.0 version introduces multiplayer, but cross-platform functionality is not yet supported, though developers have stated they are working on it. Players will need to play for several hours by themselves before multiplayer unlocks, and there are instances where players may be locked out of joint activities, requiring them to return to their own worlds to complete tasks.
While 1.0 adds activities with romancible NPCs, there is no marriage or children. The reviewer states that if players disliked the characters during early access and hoped for more depth, they won't find it here. Despite having personal lore accessible via phone, the characters are described as "pretty boring." The reviewer personally prioritizes gameplay over in-depth stories and characters in farming games.
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Miss Bubbles reviews Starsand Island 1.0, praising its expansive gameplay loop inspired by Sandrock and Fantasy Life, with five interconnected professions and deep building customization. However, the review critically details severe performance issues and game-breaking bugs across both PC and Switch 2, highlighting the Switch 2 version as particularly unplayable due to graphical degradation, UI problems, and extremely long loading times. The reviewer also points out issues with dark skin tone representation on Switch 2 and shallow NPC relationships, ultimately advising caution for potential buyers.
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